So it’s 6:45pm on Friday Night, I picked up this older lady on Select, and she jumps in the car and says to hold on coz she’s waiting for some guy, he is on his way home, just a little late coz he was stuck in traffic. I start the ride, and I’m kinda a little pissed off coz they’re just going down the road (about a mile or so to a restaurant) and I already know how this story is gonna end. Anyways after 5 minutes of waiting, I politely ask her how much longer he’s gonna be… and she says he will be here soon. She was very polite, trying to make small-talk about my car & my music, and while I’m pissed on the inside I just keep talking to her nicely (no short, abrupt responses or anything) and after about 10 minutes she says dont worry about the wait, “I’m gonna take care of you” and she starts fumbling in her purse… I’m thinking she’s probably gonna give me a $5 tip for a $8.95 ride (sigh!)
The guy finally arrives after another 8-9 minutes… kinda a younger looking gentleman and he apologizes that he was late… I stay friendly and just smile. He asks if Uber pays us for waiting time, and I say they pay us pretty much the minimum, almost nothing, and he says he owns a Dealership and you know how busy that can be & the traffic home… and that he is very sorry to keep us waiting and he starts fumbling in his pocket, and in the meantime I hear the lady zipping up her purse in the background. Sh!!!t… I remember sitting there thinking… “F#*% there goes my bloody tip”… … I’ll be lucky if this guy manages to squeeze $2 out of his pocket, coz you know, the cocky ones usually give you almost nothing. Anyways, he starts the usual small-talk with me, and asks me if I do anything else on the side, and how long I’ve been driving for Uber bla bla bla… and we start chatting, me staying very cordial trying my best not to show my irritation… keeping it friendly… and 5 minutes later as we pull up to the final destination, he hands me a crispy $100 dollar bill
and tells me that he appreciates my time & patience, and mentions how nice it was that I wasn’t pissed off… and didnt have an attitude… and tells me to have a Fabulous Evening!!! I sat there SPEECHLESS for a minute wondering if he’s made a mistake… he just smiles, winks and walks away…
Very Very RARE stuff… but what a way to start my Friday!!! My 1st ride tonight…
Happy Cinco De Mayo Cabrónes